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Parenting Tip: Never poke a sleeping bear

We were super blessed with the Bean.  99.9% of the time, he’s happy, laid-back, goofy and just good natured.  Even when he’s sick, he’s rarely grumpy (although this last round of illness was pretty bad).  When he gets shots, he cries during the shots but immediately winds down and relaxes.

But in his 17 months on Earth, we’ve realized one thing: never poke a sleeping bear.  Even when he falls asleep on his wheelie.

 



For, you see, what happens when you wake the sleeping baby is something you’ve never experienced in your life, and stories can’t do it justice.

The world implodes upon itself with the sheer fury of said baby’s wrath.

Your ears will beg for mercy from the ruthless shrillness of his screams.

Instead of inviting this reign of terror, just take a picture and go back to watching Terra Nova on DVR.

Should you choose to wake the wheelie-sleeping-baby, you can’t say I didn’t warn you.

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LinaOctober 19, 2011 - 7:00 pm

*frantically attempts to stop heart from turning to mush*

-fails-

Isn’t it amazing how little ones can fall asleep almost anywhere in the oddest positions? If I tried that I wouldn’t be able to get back up again. LOL

RyanOctober 19, 2011 - 7:23 pm

Ha! He’s a total stinker. :)

Yeah, I thought he was playing at first. Then I crawled over and, sure enough, he was passed out. To be young again.

DesireeOctober 21, 2011 - 4:07 am

Those little feet kill me so much!

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